Baile y Rola (before battle)
GAAH!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
I lost again, dammit! Why won't this losing streak end?!
Oye, espera, time out! We're gonna need to do some customer care, team!
Dear Customer, I hope you haven't forgotten the rules, have you?
B-but… That was... I just blew all of my savings…
If you insist on ruining the mood of the table, we might be forced to throw a pañata party out of you.
(Uh, what's a pañata party?)
<I don't even wanna know…>
Pressured by gentle intimidation, the weeping guest stood up from their seat.
And then, being handed a pair of maracas from the staff, they…
… started dancing, sobbing all the way…
What's this now…?
There's a rule every visitor to this floor must follow - una tradición mariachi, if you will.
Gambling is entertainment, an activity done purely for fun; thus, the sadness and pain it brings must be sublimated into dance.
Allow this knight to demonstrate what dancing is about!
Alas, they were harsher judges than they seemed.
This one won't do.
There's not an ounce of sincerity in her moves.
What in the name of chivalry dost thou mean?!
Dance is a window to the heart.
Without a clear and pure heart, it loses all meaning.
……
…I find thine assessment rather disgracious.
This is getting further out of hand… What are you doing, Saude?
Oh, just working on our statement of apology to the company, given the way this is going!
