Pirates 2 (after battle)

Ye crafty bastards, we were going to board yer ship first...!

We've got places to be, things to do~ Okay~?

Now, answer my question. Lie or flap your gums meaninglessly, and I'll tear the lips off your mugs.

Speak. Who sent you plonkers after us?

We can't let someone who dared to lay a finger on our first mate leave in one piece.

Yer very breath brings shame to our Syndicate! By Captain Hook's orders, ye won't leave here alive!

Heh, ain't that bloody marvelous. I like seeing a good camaraderie.

... So what'd I say about flapping your gums meaninglessly?

Khaha! Think yer threats'll rattle us? We're no tenderfoots, ye stupid sons of bachelors!

What a clingy bunch... We spared their first mate's life, and this is the thanks we get?

You think this is what Smee meant? That we'll regret it if we...

No.

Your juvenile whining... That's not from shame.

Huh?

When all of your mates lay dead, consumed, manipulated and led into a meat grinder by a collective insanity of a madwoman... when you are left in that endless void where the only sound is the beating of your heart...

W-wait...

And when you realize that... your heart continues to beat because it's still desperately, pathetically clinging onto life, despite all that...

That's... When you'll feel true shame.

Wait, wait. Looking at the sorry state of yer boat, I can hazard ye have no clue what yer doin' out here...

Spare me and I'll tell ye what ye need to know. I'll even put in a good word to the bossman for ye.

Nothing to lose here eh, lass? You won't have anyone to put in a good... word!... If you kill me.

......

Haha...! Am I getting through to ye? Spare me, and ye just might sail out of this Lake with yer -

... Haah. I'm tired of listening to these inane, meaningless pleas.

That was the last one, right? Let's go back to our ship.

The ship was still as death. Its sails fluttered a forlorn dance in the winds.