W Corp. L3 Cleanup Agent: Don Quixote's Story

Colega superior! A question I do have!

Go on.

I have heard tell that WARP trains take roundabout paths across the Outskirts so as to prevent crashes during high-speed travel; are these tales correct?

They are not.

I - I see… Permit me another! Is it of verity that first-class passengers are provided with an apéritif from the "vacuum cellar" in 17-dimensional warp space?

They are not.

Ahem… W-Well, I can say I had a feeling that such frivolous chronicles would be untrue! Then, about our fellow agents…

Miss Don Quixote was your name, correct?

Verily so!

…Why don't you take a seat. You'll be able to see the train with your own eyes in no time.

WHAT HO!!!!!! I - I shall do as such!

Little did this child know…

There was a reason her senior colleague cut short her questioning spree.

There was a reason her answers were so short and simple.

After that, it wasn't long until the child learned the real truth.

…I won't stop you from having fantasies, Miss Don Quixote.

This… This is…

Just please keep in mind that reality may not quite align with them.

Brought face-to-face with what lie within the newly-arrived train, the child sat in place, her face filled with disconcertment and disgust.

Of course, anyone would react like that.

Those carriages… Learning the truth behind them does that.