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The Barber of La Manchaland: Outis's Story

The Barber of La Manchaland Outis

The child is already so busy, so early in the morning.

Browsing through several layers of fabric, cutting them into shapes, and sewing them in various elaborate patterns with a needle as thick as her fingers.

And after the busyness passes, she stands in one spot and stares intently at something.

OutisThe Barber of La Manchaland

Hm... This seems slightly off-balance.

The child quickly sewed together a whole party dress and placed it on a mannequin.

It looked downright dazzling from a glance, but... perhaps there was something that the child found unsatisfying.

???The Princess of La Manchaland

On a block again?

A high-pitched click-clack of heels cuts into the quiet, heavy atmosphere of the tailor's room...

... and a large shadow comes up to the child before coming to a stop.

OutisThe Barber of La Manchaland

Must you keep that parasol unfurled indoors as well? It blurs the colors on my artwork.

???The Princess of La Manchaland

Didn't ya know? Sunlight is not the only enemy of maintaining smooth skin. Your harsh lighting doesn't help.

The other child was garbed in a garish purple dress and carried a large parasol with her. She replies, but doesn't look terribly interested.

She did not raise her head even once from her nails to look at the child, clearly uninterested in anything else that wasn't her.

OutisThe Barber of La Manchaland

... Hmph. I won't deny that.

OutisThe Barber of La Manchaland

So, what brings you to the tailor's room? Isn't the Parade beginning soon?

???The Princess of La Manchaland

Well, that's exactly why I'm here.

OutisThe Barber of La Manchaland

Okay, which still does not answer my question.

???The Princess of La Manchaland

You're gonna start moping and getting mad if I tell ya that I've been having some... problems with the dress you made.

OutisThe Barber of La Manchaland

Problems?!

???The Princess of La Manchaland

Haah.

The child, with her nails painted purple as well, let out a small sigh. She could already see how the rest of this conversation was going to go.

... But she could hardly bring herself to attend the Parade in an imperfect costume, so unfit for the occasion.

So, unfortunately, she was left without a choice. She had to visit the tailor's room.

OutisThe Barber of La Manchaland

That is simply impossible! I measure and review every single thread that passes through my hands; not to mention that your costume was the one I put my utmost -

???The Princess of La Manchaland

It's gotten loose down here.

???The Princess of La Manchaland

I lost weight. Not your fault, okay?

OutisThe Barber of La Manchaland

Wha -

The child hurriedly approached her with a tape measure.

OutisThe Barber of La Manchaland

It's... true? Have you been skipping your meals...?

???The Princess of La Manchaland

If by 'meals' you're referring to hemobars that taste like bricks... then no. 'Course not.

OutisThe Barber of La Manchaland

... Well, on the brighter side, this may be a chance to give a stylistic lift to that dress.

OutisThe Barber of La Manchaland

But I worry that your beautiful face may grow sunken.

???The Princess of La Manchaland

Then I'll leave that up for you to deal with. It's your job to make me look cute, after all.

???The Princess of La Manchaland

How about a beautiful mask for me?

OutisThe Barber of La Manchaland

... I suppose I can do that.

OutisThe Barber of La Manchaland

I agree that it is getting increasingly difficult to subsist on hemobars, given our recent... meal.

The child thinks back to the 'banquet', muttering to herself.

The child and her Family... hadn't had a real meal like that in a long, long time.

They had to convince a human, a guest here at La Manchaland...

OutisThe Barber of La Manchaland

Long did I assume that we were cursed to look hideous without masks... It seems that I was wrong.

OutisThe Barber of La Manchaland

The sheer flavor was one thing, but... I could hardly believe how we managed to go so long without a proper meal.

???The Princess of La Manchaland

Mm... it certainly was a pleasant banquet.

???The Princess of La Manchaland

I see that your tailor's scissors have grown as well, thanks to the blood.

OutisThe Barber of La Manchaland

Heh, that's why these scissors work so well now.

For a moment, the pair seemed to be reminiscing a certain shared memory together...

... before gritting their teeth.

OutisThe Barber of La Manchaland

I don't suppose... Father will be returning anytime soon.

OutisThe Barber of La Manchaland

From that adventure... for the helm.

???The Princess of La Manchaland

Well, his powers are unparalleled and ineffable. Let's try not to make any hasty guesses.

???The Princess of La Manchaland

Still, I guess the whole point in his eyes was that he wanted to go on an adventure like humans do, without his powers as a Bloodfiend, I suppose...

OutisThe Barber of La Manchaland

... At least for now, yes.

???The Princess of La Manchaland

Yeah. And once he returns... you know what to do, right?

OutisThe Barber of La Manchaland

…….

Heavy silence fell upon them, but they both read in the eyes of one another a certain agreement.

A certain agreement to enact a plan... a plan so terrifying, that they couldn't even bring themselves to speak of it.