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Faust

All of the Bongy Secuwity Agents have been dealt with, as Paus planned.

Dante

<... So I see.>

Faust

…….

Dante

<... W-what?>

Hong Lu

Big Teach! That's the face Capain makes when she wants praise!

Dante

<R-right! Excellent job, Faust! You did good!>

Faust

Yes. Paus is always excellent.

Dante

<And the rest of you too...>

Hong Lu

Thank you, Big Teach!

Hong Lu

I'm gonna tell my lil sister all about today's "Learning by Doing!"

Ryōshū

Heh.

Faust

Ryōshū.

Ryōshū

... T.Y.

Faust

No acronyms.

Ryōshū

... Thank... you... khh...!

... At least she listens to the Class Captain.

Dante

<And you too, Don Quixot - wait a minute... where is she?>

Don Quixote

Jussis! Jussis!

... Still unable to keep her excitement in check, Don Quixote was sprinting in circles around the field.

Hong Lu

Ah~ Don Quixote! You can't sit on the ground, it's dirty! Here, lemme put down a silk cloth first...

Hong Lu

Oh, there's blood on your mouth...

Don Quixote

...!

... Don Quixote landed a sudden slap on Hong Lu's arm.

Hong Lu

Uhm...

Don Quixote

Do not touch my mouth.

Don Quixote

... A feast of this kind... it has been far too long.

Dante

<... What the heck was that?>

Dante

<Could it be... that Don Quixote's just pretending to be a child...?>

YuriDietitian

Just leave them to it, Principal. That how kids grow - all running feet and playing out there.

CharonDriver

The radio said don't bother people when they're eating.

Dante

<There you are, Miss Yuri, Miss Charon! Shouldn't you be at the cafeteria?>

YuriDietitian

I came out myself because the Early Elephants were taking too long!

YuriDietitian

Unfortunately, I didn't get a chance to taste the other two classes' cooking...

YuriDietitian

But I'll be happy enough to get a taste of yours at least.

Faust

.......

YuriDietitian

All right, Faust. What do we have here?

Faust

.......

YuriDietitian

Faust?

Faust

Nuthin'.

YuriDietitian

Pardon?

Faust

Paus only wanted the Extension-type Model III Baton dat Bongy Secuwity Agents keep wif dem.

Faust

Paus can make new toys by disassembling dem.

Faust

There are a lot now. It's a success.

YuriDietitian

What do you mean...?

Faust

Paus wonders:

Faust

Wif adequate nutwition, the human body can sustain life. Acts of sustenance, such as cooking, become inefficient when pefowmed by those who must consume food rather than by those who must pwoduce it. Why must we do dis "Learning by Doing" study session, then?

Dante

<Hmm...?>

YuriDietitian

Uh... Haha... I'm sorry, Faust, you were speaking a bit too fast for me to follow. Can you repeat that? Maybe a bit clearer, this time?

Faust

Oh, sure.

Faust

Um... Paus is not intewested in cooking.

CharonDriver

... She said it.

Dante

<M-Miss Charon...?>

CharonDriver

Charon never told kids to say these things. Not responsible.

CharonDriver

Scooty-scoot.

YuriDietitian

…….

Faust

Paus thinks... Energy-boost Jelly is the more efficient means.

Oh, no... the look on Miss Yuri's face... it's getting darker...!

Dante

<... W-what about the others? Ryōshū? Hong Lu?>

Ryōshū

Meal times are better shotened, too. Pwincipal.

Hong Lu

Um... I think I like the cooking back home better!

Dante

<Ah...>

Don Quixote

Jussis! Jussis!

Dante

<Drop it, Don Quixote. You've already exposed yourself.>

Don Quixote

... Ahem.

YuriDietitian

... Fine.

YuriDietitian

I wanted our students to be happy, to grow up healthy and strong. That's what this cooking activity was for.

YuriDietitian

I have an eye issue right now - I've been feeling really unwell lately. Still, I let myself work late nights, using what little time I had to make room for planning this activity, all the while managing not one, but two classes...

YuriDietitian

It was all... for the kids.

YuriDietitian

And this is what I get in return... in the end.

Dante

<M-Miss Yuri...!>

YuriDietitian

I didn't want to work overtime.

Miss Yuri's body... is turning.

YuriDietitian

None of us wanted to work overtime.

Dante

<Come now, Miss Yuri. Let's not make it sound as if something terrible's gonna happen...>

YuriDietitian

What was I supposed to do?! Is it so wrong that I chose this career path?

YuriDietitian

... No, never mind.

Yuri???

If nobody here can learn not to waste food...

Dante

<Don Quixote.>

Don Quixote

Jussis?

Dante

<... I said drop the act. Go get the kids sitting in the time-out chairs.>

Don Quixote

... Very well.

YuriDistortion

Then... then I'll just have to force-feed you!

Dante

<... Hurry up!>