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Twelve Teachers (before battle)

Daguanyuan - Yihongyuan Interior
Outis

We were planning to train Jia Xichun anyway, but… it seems that we are now under an unexpected deadline.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

…….

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

Hey, when you said the LCB was going to help me out… did you guys mean that you were going to publicly humiliate the crap out of me at the assembly?

Hong Lu

Ha ha, of course not, Xichun.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

Big sister Yuanchun's an old snake! You've just given her thirty days to set the perfect stage for my downfall, to prove to the world once and for all that I'm not qualified at all to be the Family Hierarch!

Hong Lu

But Xichun, weren't you always so good at humbling anyone who dared underestimate you?

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

... Not so much anymore.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

Back then, like an idiot, I thought I just had to hold on with everything I had. I thought that's all I ever had to do. But now...

Hong Lu

But now?

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

Now…

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

Things are different.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

It's true that I'm vastly underqualified to be the Family Hierarch, and… she's right. I pretty much lucked into this position.

Ishmael

Xichun, don't tell me that woman's bullshit actually got to you?

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

... Well. She wasn't completely wrong, right...?

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

I'm just some kid who happened to be just good enough to survive some traps and ambushes. I'm afraid that the responsibility of a Family Hierarch might be... too much.

Meursault

Her self-confidence has significantly decreased compared to the observation from our previous interaction.

Rodion

The heck, Xichun? I don't remember you being this kinda character!

Rodion

What happened to the girl who looked down on us the moment we met? Ya even had the audacity to pretend to not know who we were, didn'tcha? Where'd all that confidence go, girl?

Dante

<That actually got under her skin back then, huh...?>

Hong Lu

So, Xichun. What do you want to do?

Hong Lu

Are you sure you're okay with this? Are you okay with letting this happen?

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

…….

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

If I let it happen...

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

… big sister Yuanchun's going to continue expanding her influence here.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

I'm sure she and the board of directors have been cozying up to each other for a long time.

Yi Sang

Is the implication that her testaments on her influence were true?

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

Yep, it's true. Before she left for Q Corp., big sister Yuanchun used to always accompany Jia Mu to these assemblies.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

If we just let them hold the vote of no confidence, they're going to unanimously vote against me and slowly reduce the Family Hierarch's scope of power. And… who knows, they might even call for a re-evaluation, however unlikely that sounds.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

Besides, big sister Yuanchun, she… I think her definition of "Hongyuan's prosperity" might be different from mine.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

What she's looking for isn't H Corp.'s prosperity, it's Daguanyuan's.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

And I know that this all has something to do with its ties to Q Corp., which, I bet, has already been going on for a while just under my radar. I'm sure they've already had plenty of talks behind my back.

Hong Lu

Which is not the kind of vision you have for Hongyuan's future, right? And that's why you spoke up against her?

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

My vision for Hongyuan is…

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

I want to change H Corp. to be the kind of place where people can live without fear.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

I just never imagined I'd have to prove myself like this, and in only thirty days…

Hong Lu

Even then, your vision hasn't changed, right?

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

… It hasn't.

Rodion

Great, great~ So it's decided then, huh?

Rodion

We just need Fau to deliver the bad news to Saude.

Faust

…….

Ishmael

So, to summarize…

Ishmael

... the responsibility of training Xichun to win these matches… I mean, these amorphous "tests" - upon which hinges the Family Hierarch's fate, and almost every facet of which is entirely under Jia Yuanchun's control, by the way, and is probably a trap - within the next thirty days is ours…

Ishmael

… and we have to explain that to Saude.

Rodion

Ha ha, wow. That sounds like a lot of work when ya put it like that~

Faust

Postmortem reports have become quite rote.

Sometime later…

Don Quixote

Prithee, thou must impress upon the illustrious Red Gaze that 'twasn't mine idea this time…

... Sinclair stared blankly at Don Quixote as she made her desperate plea toward Saude.

Saude

Yes, and I understand that as well. For the eighth time.

As always, Saude was wearing the same refreshingly incomprehensible smile.

The kind of smile that makes people increasingly anxious the longer it lasts.

Saude

Well, that gives us about thirty days. During which those sparring matches - tests, whatever - will be happening as well… Great. Then let's give it our best.

Sinclair mutters in a near whisper, clearly feeling responsible for what happened.

Sinclair

Yes, I understand… I never should've stepped out of line like that, but something just -

Saude

Yeah. So let's give it our best?

Sinclair

I totally agree… we messed everything up again… and… what? What?!

Saude

Limbus Company was always going to remain here and assist Miss Jia Xichun acclimatize herself to the responsibilities of the Family Hierarch. It was always a part of our plan.

Saude

Well, I sure am glad that I took Faust's advice about how meticulous planning is completely pointless when it comes to LCB's missions. I never would've had to submit nine separate disciplinary incident reports back during the J Corp. incident, had I known.

Faust

Hm.

ZigongThe Pinky

I believe I should be able to explain this further.

ZigongThe Pinky

Prior to his departure, my lord was concerned that such a thing would come to pass.

ZigongThe Pinky

That is why he has left Zilu and I here to look after the new Family Hierarch's position, which must still be on rather thin ice.

Dante

<Ohh, so that's what they were privately talking about when he pulled them aside… >

ZigongThe Pinky

Doing nothing and allowing her wicked machinations to progress would have irrevocably made the entire board of directors naught but putty in Yuanchun's hands.

ZigongThe Pinky

And that would have led that snake to de facto assume the seat of the Family Hierarch…

ZigongThe Pinky

Against such an insidious foe who wields intrigue as her weapon, the most viable strategy is the most direct one: to challenge her head-on.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

…….

ZigongThe Pinky

Besides, has this not given you the excuse you needed to prolong your company's stay in Daguanyuan?

ZigongThe Pinky

This is also a prime opportunity for Jia Xichun to further solidify her influence here, depending on the outcome of the vote of no confidence. They have played right into our hands by accepting this deal.

Gregor

So uh… I don't want to rain on everyone's parade, but… are we not even going to consider what might happen if we fail?

ZigongThe Pinky

No, we are not. Because you will not fail, not with us aiding your efforts.

Ishmael

Also… were you serious back there when you said that we were all going to teach Jia Xichun? All twelve of us?

Outis

I won't object to selecting only a few us with better aptitude to be educators.

Outis

Ah, by the way, we already have an established internal hierarchy based on the sum of each of our abilities. Of course, the results weren't entirely to my satisfaction, due to an unexpected incident…

Yi Sang

Miss Outis, that is… a statement mired in narrowed vision rife with factual refractions… I am of the stance that the qualities of a good teacher are defined not by such statistics.

ZigongThe Pinky

… So, you must be the one who placed last in that scale.

Yi Sang

Uh…

Gregor

Just don't say anything, bud. Best not to stand out like a sore thumb…

Yi Sang

… I may have… overreacted, then.

ZigongThe Pinky

My lord has said that, from the virtuous we may learn to replicate their merits, from the flawed we may learn to avoid their failings; as long as the student is willing to learn, anyone, anything can be a teacher.

ZigongThe Pinky

I also, to embrace this teaching, seek from all those who we come across -

ZigongThe Pinky

… Just what in the heavens are you doing?

Don Quixote

Aha, I am… preparing… a lesson plan for young Xichun, our Family Hierarch.

Rodion

Wow, ya sure got on that fast! So what are these yellow wormy things here?

Don Quixote

Aha! 'Tis a star!!! Twinkle-twinkling in its radiance.

Meursault

Hm. According to this schedule you have prepared, the student would have negative three hours available for sleep. This lesson plan's execution will require cooperation from T Corp.

Don Quixote

Gyah! 'Twould be a mistake most fatal indeed! I shall correct it posthaste!

ZigongThe Pinky

…….

Zigong was staring at Don Quixote's expression of her wild artistic merit upon the curriculum with her usual crescent-moon eyes.

Wait, is that... supposed to be Zigong's grimace?

ZigongThe Pinky

Of course… each to their own, I suppose. I need not be shaken by every little thing until we have their actual lesson plans in hand.

Ishmael

Hey, thanks for putting your faith in us, Zigong. We barely have any of that to go around ourselves, so I understand it couldn't have been easy.

ZigongThe Pinky

… You could say that I have learned my lesson.

ZigongThe Pinky

The recent events have taught me that… the path of learning is truly one without end.