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Thirty Days of Classes, part 6 (before battle)

Daguanyuan - Special Lecture Hall
Hong Lu

How are classes going, Xichun?

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

Hmph. I'm not you, big bro. I pay attention in class.

Sinclair

Oh hello, Miss Daiyu!

Hong Lu

Fuhu, she was really insistent on helping me out, even though I refused because she looked preoccupied.

Lin DaiyuDaguanyuan

... The moment I found out about the contents of his lesson plan, I simply could not allow him to do this alone.

Dante

<Looks like it's going to be another serious class...>

Lin DaiyuDaguanyuan

Ah! Apologies for the delayed greetings. Daiyu of the Lin family formally extends her greetings to the venerable Hierarch.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

... Been a while since I heard that greeting around here.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

Wait, what about big sis Baochai? Are you sure it's okay for a Xue family bodyguard to be here?

Lin DaiyuDaguanyuan

Ah... I am no longer employed as Miss Baochai's guard.

Sinclair

W-wait, don't tell me we got you f -

Lin DaiyuDaguanyuan

Everything I did that day, including accompanying you, was... under Miss Baochai's orders.

Lin DaiyuDaguanyuan

As for why she no longer needed my services, I... don't understand myself. She suddenly let me go after the trouble was over.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

…….

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

So... what's there for you to teach me, big bro? Your last lesson plan about not making things awkward got vetoed by Zilu, so...

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

You could've taught me a thing or two if we were still kids, but... come on, you spent most of your time stuck in Yihongyuan before leaving Hongyuan. I don't know what you could possibly have to teach me.

Hong Lu

Hehe... don't you worry, Xichun. This is the one thing I think I'm pretty good at.

Hong Lu

My lesson for Xichun and Sinclair is...

In clear, neat handwriting, Hong Lu wrote "Surviving Hongyuan" on the chalkboard.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

Oh, well. I don't think I need any help in that department from you.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

Look, I... know you've had your share of assassination attempts, big bro. But Jia Mu - I mean, the previous Hierarch and the elders' favor sheltered you from the worst of it.

Sinclair

S-she's not wrong. Back when we had to fight our way through a bunch of Sweepers, weren't you also one of the handful who got assassinated?

Hong Lu

Oh, that? I was wandering the hallways because I felt like something was off about my room.

Hong Lu

Until Dante told us all to go back to our rooms, of course~

Dante

<…….>

Dante

<W-wait, it was my fault!?>

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

You do have some intuition, I'll give you that...

Hong Lu

Looks like I'm going to have to prove myself.

Hong Lu

Daiyu, would you mind preparing the thing?

Lin DaiyuDaguanyuan

... You have my utmost faith, but... please, do practice caution.

Some time later, Lin Daiyu appeared with four bowls splishing with tea, before sprinkling some powder into one of them.

Sinclair

What's that...?

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

That's powdered wolfsbane. I see where this is going.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

You're going to teach me how to tell which of these bowls contain poison, right? You can stop now. I learned to recognize infamous poisons like wolfsbane when I was seven -

Lin DaiyuDaguanyuan

If it was something as tame as what you are suggesting, venerable Hierarch... haah... I would not have been here to accompany him.

Lin Daiyu continued her process, sprinkling wolfsbane powder into two more bowls. Hong Lu, who was watching that with an oddly contented expression, closed his eyes.

Hong Lu

Please mix them up, Daiyu.

Sinclair

Okay... wait, what!?

We stared in confusion, but we could hardly tell what was going on with the speed at which Lin Daiyu swapped around the bowls. When we looked back at Hong Lu, there were three silver spoons in his hand.

Lin DaiyuDaguanyuan

Those silver spoons were custom-made at Daguanyuan's request; a must-have item for children of the four great houses, they can detect non-sulfuric poison as well.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

Yeah, I know. They're actually - ugh.

Sinclair

Actually what...?

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

It's nothing.

Hong Lu

Fuhu, in Hongyuan, where we are beset by threats of assassination from all directions...

Hong Lu

... knowledge alone isn't enough to save you.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

What the heck are you -

But Hong Lu opens his eyes before Jia Xichun can finish her sentence.

Then, he throws the silver spoons in his hands like throwing pins toward three of the bowls...

... and immediately chugs the fourth bowl, which he hadn't thrown a spoon at.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

H-holy crap, are you insane!? You barely even checked them for - !

Hong Lu

Mmm~ Xiren's nu'er tea is always delicious, even when cooled.

The three silver spoons Hong Lu had cast earlier were slowly melting away after quickly becoming tarnished black.

Sinclair

Do, uh... is wolfsbane poison supposed to... melt through metal...?

Hong Lu

People like to be thorough with their poisons in Daguanyuan. Since everyone's been trained for immunity since childhood, you have to make a mixture of various poisons to have a real effect.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

Haah...

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

Fine, I don't even wanna argue. What's your secret?

Sinclair

I wanna know, too. Do they sound different or something?

Hong Lu

Hehe, I just went with my hunch.

Sinclair

Just a hunch? How are we supposed to learn that? We're not Heathcliff, you know?

Hong Lu

You'll get the hang of it after a few tries~

Hong Lu

I'll help you out. Shall we begin with two bowls?