Thirty Days of Classes, part 16 (before battle)
Right, lads. Listen up. This ain't going to be like them borin' old classes you've been sitting through.
You've got to leave the desk behind once in a while to learn some real-life lessons, yeah?
Right, so here's the deal. You want to break their morale before the brawl even begins.
... Brawl?
Learn this by heart, and you'll be kicking those twats' arses left, right, and centre.
That's... not exactly what I'm looking for...
So... Heathcliff, I've got to ask this question...
Something about your... club seems different today?
Looks a lot more colorful, too...
... Bollocks, lad catches on quick...
That Wei bloke said somethin' about how swingin' around a real club might come off as too threatening and... confiscated it.
That high-tech weapon cries "boop" when it hits people.
I... I see...
Oi, don't you underestimate me just 'coz I'm holdin' a different bludgeon.
Let's get on with it. Straighten' your shoulders! Eyes wide open! Let's get crackin'!
With that, Heathcliff triumphantly raised his newfound weapon toward the sky. ... It made a small "boop" noise.
