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Thirty Days of Classes, part 16 (before battle)

Daguanyuan Training Grounds
Heathcliff

Right, lads. Listen up. This ain't going to be like them borin' old classes you've been sitting through.

Heathcliff

You've got to leave the desk behind once in a while to learn some real-life lessons, yeah?

Heathcliff

Right, so here's the deal. You want to break their morale before the brawl even begins.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

... Brawl?

Heathcliff

Learn this by heart, and you'll be kicking those twats' arses left, right, and centre.

Jia XichunThe Hierarch of Hongyuan

That's... not exactly what I'm looking for...

Sinclair

So... Heathcliff, I've got to ask this question...

Sinclair

Something about your... club seems different today?

Sinclair

Looks a lot more colorful, too...

Heathcliff

... Bollocks, lad catches on quick...

Heathcliff

That Wei bloke said somethin' about how swingin' around a real club might come off as too threatening and... confiscated it.

Zilu

That high-tech weapon cries "boop" when it hits people.

Sinclair

I... I see...

Heathcliff

Oi, don't you underestimate me just 'coz I'm holdin' a different bludgeon.

Heathcliff

Let's get on with it. Straighten' your shoulders! Eyes wide open! Let's get crackin'!

With that, Heathcliff triumphantly raised his newfound weapon toward the sky. ... It made a small "boop" noise.