WHEREIN THE NUMEROUS TALES OF DON QUIXOTE'S ADVENTURES ARE RECOUNTED (after battle)

Eventually, I managed to wholly purge the village of bandits and return the peace to where it belongs!

"O Don Quixote, your worship! I thank you for protecting our village. How may we repay this great favor?"

The villagers spoke of the reward for this brave adventurer.

Of course they did. Expecting a reward for a job done well was a most natural thing, indeed. After all, who would do such difficult work for no pay?

"No need, my good lady! There is no need at all. I have merely done my duty as a righteous Fixer."

"Oh my! For truth?! You helped us... for free? Without expecting any compensation?"

"Forsooth! For that! Is the duty of a Fixer. Ah, yet... ahem. If thou truly wishest to help, then... I do have aught to ask thee..."

"Of course! Anything for you, brave adventurer!"

"That is...! 'Tis naught of any import, of course. 'Tis... uh..."

"……."

"... Huh?"

But, um... how could we repay you...? We don't have much money...

Your running shoes look like they could fetch a nice price...

Fie on thee! A... ...doth not dole out justice based on promise of capital!

Still, if thou truly wishest to help, then...

<This memory... Was that... Don Quixote...?>

Ah, can't have dead silence on the stage. Let's keep things moving and head on to the next tale, shall we?