OF THE ADVENTURE TO LAY CLAIM UPON THE HELM OF MAMBRINO AND THE ROLES THAT ARE GIVEN (before battle)

[EP 3] - 'IN WHICH IS RECOUNTED THE MATTER OF DON QUIXOTE AND THE HELMET'

Thus continues the adventures of Don Quixote.

"That 'Relic' or whatever it is... is it even real? What if those bastards were lying to us?"

"Nay, such cannot be true, for they would not lie to their very deliverer. I am certain the Relic is near."

The pair are clearly searching for something. But pray, what might that be?

"I beseech thee, fellow traveler of the road. Dost thou know aught about the local tale of 'A Noble and Knightly Helm of the Absolutely and Incandescently Resplendent Mambrino'?"

"……."

"If yer' lookin' for that... absol.. incan... whatever helmet, ye might wanna go up that little hill over yonder, walk along the trail all the way into the cave, and keep goin' deeper 'till ye find the helm. At least that's what folks say out 'ere, milord."

"Very well! Then I shall march to that cave posthaste!"

Thus, Rocinante and I journeyed to that cave in search of that legendary helm. 'Twasn't easy, forsooth. One of trials that which dared to stand in our path was a big, scary bear...

"G-grrr..."

"Behold, dear Rocinante! That creature there must be the man-eating bear the tales of which we have heard so much of."

Oi, how long am I gonna be in this getup? It's pissin' me off.

Listen, you sod. It's - "Grrrr."

"I am... beholding it..."

"...You can handle it, right? Like you always do?"

"Verily! A mere beast such as that bear shan't match our strength!"